I’m the King of Kazakhstan.
I live in a palace of gold.
In a silver lift to the roof I ride,
And come back down on a diamond slide,
Just for fun, because I can.
I’m the King of Kazakhstan.
My garden’s as big as Japan.
With ice-cream fountains and candy trees,
That I can lick anytime I please,
Just for fun, because I can.
I’m the King of Kazakhstan.
I swim in the Caspian Sea.
With sunfish, whales, and snakes and rays.
I ride white sharks over rainbow waves,
Just for fun, because I can.
I’m the King of Kazakhstan.
My rocket is called ”James 1”.
Far above the stars with my friends I fly,
Playing zero gravity games up high,
Just for fun, because I can.
I’m the King of Kazakhstan.
My pets are exquisite and rare.
A lion, a tiger, a kiwi, a panda;
I cuddle them all out on my veranda,
Just for fun, because I can.
I’m the King of Kazakhstan.
My treasures beyond compare:
Crystals and pearls, amber and jade;
A golden statue of me I had made,
Just for fun, because I can.
I’m the King of Kazakhstan.
And nobody knows who I am.
A fire-breathing dragon protects my home,
So I do what I like and I’m free to roam,
Just for fun, because I can.