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Zikriya Bukhari
(Bartley Green)


I hate people who have dirty hands because they make me feel positively gruesome! But I can’t wash can I?! NO! Otherwise my pages would stick together: water has this effect on me. Some people rip and shred me to bits (however, I get revenge for my kind, I give them papercuts! MWHAHAHAHA!!)

When I get old and I speak for all books, some people just throw me away!! But worse still some people just leave me on their shelves collecting dust and dust-mites!! (How could they?!) I remember when I was new in the printing press aahh that the life…

Back then I wished I could read then I could have enjoyed my own stories.




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