This morning, as day was dawning,
The parcel was delivered.
I was excited, I was delighted,
My whole body quivered.
I was amazed, I was dazed,
I was shocked inside.
I’d been waiting, anticipating,
But a little petrified.
Anxious and worried, agitated and flurried,
Would it be all I desire?
I tore it apart, and it broke my heart –
This wasn’t anything to admire!