I am a person, not an alien or a robot. Okay – I’ll be honest with you, I am actually not a person or a robot or an alien. I am an alienbot. I have come to Earth to start a new life. Just kidding! I am here because I am a spy searching for something so TOP SECRET I can’t tell you. Actually, I will tell you because you can help me on my epic quest. But you cannot tell ANYONE. I am looking for something called… a pencil!