Computer
Sonora Hills
If you have a question—ask me.
…0.55 seconds to search.
(Ha! Beat that, Firefox!)
I am all knowing. There is nothing
That I cannot look up, just for you.
(10010111…uh…10100010)
Download new applications and my powers will increase…
10 new gigabytes of storage space? Sure!
(Wait, sorry, your start-up disk is too full.)
I will adapt to fit your every need;
The one thing you can depend on for the rest of my life.
(The email and password you entered don’t match.)
I will alert you to every update
So that you can always have the very best service.
(By the way, Time Sync hasn’t had a back-up in 53 days.)
When you are bored, I will keep you company.
Chat to a friend, write a novel, play—
(Battery is empty. Please connect to a power source.)