No Wi-Fi

No Wi-Fi
Leah Odai

No Wi-Fi, no Wi-Fi, there is no Wi-Fi!
This is the most boring Saturday ever
I don’t feel like going outside whatever the weather,
I don’t feel like doing work – I am not very clever,
I don’t like to read, I always say “NEVER!’’

No Wi-Fi, no Wi-Fi, there is no Wi-Fi!
Now there is no excuse to stop me from learning
The way that I play games all day is concerning
I get absorbed into the game and then never returning
I have too many choices my brain is now burning!

No Wi-Fi, no Wi-Fi, there is no Wi-Fi!
I got really angry so I started to groan
Instead my mum got furious and told me not to moan
I could use mobile data but I don’t have a phone
But I can’t live without Wi-Fi! I would rather break a bone

 

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